As if Jeffrey Epstein's and the Bin Laden family's UK royals' Meghan Markle and Harry couldn't embarrass themselves any more, it has been revealed that before Senator Feinstein could even be laid to rest, Bill Simmons' "fucking grifters" Markle and/or Harry swiftly moved in to try and take control of the Senator of California seat left vacant by the death of Senator Feinstein.
Between dressing up as a Nazi, admitting to significant drug abuse, lying where they got married, unlawfully lying on an application to enter and/or stay in the country, and lying about being chased in a car - seemingly desperate for America's attention - and most recently being called "lazy" and "fucking grifters" by Spotify's Bill Simmons - Markle and Harry are seeming the laughing stock of both America and the United Kingdom.
Not easily fooled, Governor Newsom wasted no time rejecting the flimsy attempt of Jeffrey Epstein's and the Bin Laden family's UK royals' Meghan Markle and Harry, for the former Senate seat of Dianne Feinstein, instead choosing a black, LGBTQA+, healthcare, education, and union champion to serve out the Senator of CA's seat - making Governor Newsom one of our heroes of the week.
Long live America - free from fucking royal grifters, fake monarchs, and wannabe dictators - and forever.